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a town in south wales, the centre of which is packed with drug dealers, addicts, gamblers, steroid monkeys, prost-tutes, ex-convicts, sl-ts and thugs ranging from 14-40 year olds, a few shops, a couple of sh-t corrupt nightclubs and on a friday or sat-rday night a riot van and possibly an ambulance. if one were to venture in on a friday, sat-rday or sunday you would likely see many marvellous sights, such as a vast number of fights, blood splatters and broken gl-ss across most of the floor, a good few people in handcuffs and maybe even some bloke getting sucked off down an alley.

then as you proceed out of the centre you have many neighbourhoods and a recreation centre filled with ‘crews’ who go round looking for fights with other ‘crews’ whilst drinking on the street, that is if they aren’t off their faces on some illegal substance. these neighbourhoods often have loud house parties and boy racers driving in a hatchback with an exhaust the size of the moon, playing music through a subwoofer more expensive than the car itself.

as you proceed out again you have small pleasant villages where none of the trouble actually happens, as there are no pubs, clubs or parties within walking distance.
the more you go out of bridgend the more pleasant the surrounding area becomes.
1. a sh-thole of a town in wales. famed for a rash of teenage suicides. now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you’d sooner kill yourself than live there.

2. a term to define an emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely south wales town.
1. i was so glad to get out of my first appartment – it was such a sh-t-tip that it made bridgend look nice.

2.
emo: “i’m not okay” by my chemical romance is all about me!
normal person: go pull a bridgend you whiney emo-f-ck!
the place where you’ll find wales’ no.1 wh-r- !!!
yes, its the one and only…. kerry davies from cefn glas, in bridgend. the biggest sl-t in bridgend !
she’s had more c-ck than i’ve had chinese takeaways !
feel free to give her a ring on 07791145121
or call around to her new council house at : 3 pant y blodau, pencoed, cf35 6lx.
a small south wales market town between swansea and cardiff. delight in a shopping trip to bridgend town, where you may browse the few shops not yet boarded up. just remember to avoid the discarded hyperdermic needles around the bus station and don’t hang around near the job centre for too long for fear of being grievously harmed. for the more outdoorsy types, a walk around newbridge fields provides anthropologists the opportunity to view warring skater types and local chavs, all just as high on cheap drugs and booze as the other. experience the town’s infamous nightlife! if you can avoid roided-up valley boys and single mums on the lash then an enjoyable time can be had in one of the town’s many nightspots. just try not to lose any teeth. (be sure to sample a local delicacy – the lazy boy. a technically illegal pint of red bull and vodka available from all well-known bars of disrepute).
stranger: where are you from?

me: bridgend.

stranger: jesus.
gavin henson comes from there abouts.
no wonder it’s had so many suicides, their all dying of embarrasment about the fact.
he’s a sh-t rugby player who’s only famous for stupid hair cuts and sh-gging that manky cardiff bird who takes all comers church!!!!

on a serious note though, i’d rather hang my self than live in bridgend.

i have been out and drank in bridgend on numerous occasions and i am pleased to say i will never go again.
it is full of little chavs with no brains and single parent wh-r-s with multiple children from dozens of fathers.

south wales single mom capital and benfits capital.

i’m pregnant, give me a council house and my benefits please!!!
i broke down in bridgend once.
i had to wait hours for a tow as they were all out of rope!!!

i was hanging a round in bridgend.
it took the police 48 hrs to find me
touching of an erection from behind through the legs over the trouser fabric (similar in effect to a watford handshake)
“i was walking down the highstreet, next thing i know im getting a straight up bridgend from a total stranger”

“im gunna tuck it behind meself so when we get on the train you can work your magic and do me a stonking brigend”
1. the end of a bridge, where it meets the land.
2. a sh-t tip of a town in south wales which has a habit of creating never ending housing estates. the town has a sensational night life, if you consider being surrounded by puking 14 year old and h-rny 40 year olds sensational.
1 is that the bridgend?
2 why would you want to go to bridgend dear?

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