Bridle Party
placing a horse bit in the mouth of a girl who is missing back teeth. reins are attached to the bit and are pulled during doggy style s-x. similar to riding a horse with a bridle.
during my honeymoon, i gave vanessa a bridle party. i am now divorced.
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