Briefcase


when you capture your -j-c-l-t–n in your foreskin to be deposited later.
don’t worry i briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.
a box of franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.
person 1: did you really bring franzia to a party?

person 2: no man this is my briefcase. i have some business to attend to.

person 1: that’s one h-ll of a briefcase.
noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so
“jesus christ. you’re such a briefcase mike; robert frost wasn’t just stopping by woods on a snowy evening.”
a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books
in fact he looked like a typical businesman…you know,dark suit and briefcase
leave the briefcase carl!
get out of the car carl! doesnt matter about the briefcase, leave the briefcase!

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