Briend


briend = boyfriend when i’m drunk, friend when i’m sober.
girl: i want to make out tonight.
boy friends don’t make out.
girl: were more then friends your my briend…
boy: what’s that?
girl: your my boyfriend when i’m drunk and my friend when i’m sober…
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your brother, who is also your friend.
this is my brother joe, but were really more like friends. just call us briends!
abbreviated version of boyfriend.
joe is my most memorable briend.

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