Briggs Bang Theory
a widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist briggsy b-gg-ring g-d.
‘i firmly believe that briggsy’s latest chalk masterpiece, “rubber glove and telephone in kenny everett’s wok” is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.’
‘ah, melvin, i’m pleased to hear you subscribe to the briggs bang theory. although if briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would’ve pushed the creation into a poor second.
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