Briggsy’ll Fix It


a short-lived 1990s television programme based on jim’ll fix it in which gay art icon briggsy made the dreams of h-m-s-xuals come true. one cl-ssic episode featured briggsy riding a greased pig through liverpool before masturbating into the river mersey whilst singing “i am what i am”
h-m-s-xual 1: i really want to be gang-b-gg-red by a colony of baboons.

h-m-s-xual 2: briggsy’ll fix it!

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