Briggsy’s Art Police


otherwise known as briggsy’s gay mafia. a bunch of pretentious artists who punish the non-arty. they march through cities and verbally abuse anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery without going in and j-zzing their pants in artistic excitement. briggsy’s art police is made up of all the artists who have been -n-lly pleasured by briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.
better not walk past tate modern without going in. briggsy’s art police will be patrolling and i don’t fancy being harangued by a gaggle of mincing queers.
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