Brighton Marathon


a once yearly event when a male travels to brighton located on the south coast of the u.k. and receives -n-l s-x by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
keith: i have entered the brighton marathon next year.

alex: me too. i do the brighton marathon every year! it makes my eyes water sometimes!

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