bring me the device
a joke used in the amazing show “whitest kids u’know”, when a mormon father is angry with his son.
abusive dad:
“timothy! because your are thirteen years old, you will now be punished as an adult! extend your left arm timothy!”
wife:
“zach, no!”
abusive dad:
“shush! gloria! bring me the device!”
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