Bringing Bilbo to the Shire
when any midget or dwarf has -n-l s-x while wearing a c-ck ring and calls the woman “precious” when he takes his money shot in her face.
last night i was “bringing bilbo to the shire” with this sk-nk!
Read Also:
- Holy crud
an exclamation used in a suprising situation, usually with negative circ-mstances for the speaker. “thank goodness, those clowns almost got me–holy crud they’re still here!” –billy, “the grim adventures of billy and mandy” 1 more definition wow! unexpected! holy crud thats alot of money!
- Skiteles
pr-nounced skite-alls. a popular game/past-time originating at cavendish castle, london. bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the “skiteles”. one skitle per compet-tor is lined up at the start of the game. skitles must be two inches apart. a tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. one […]
- Skitterplumed
-j-c-l-t–n. i skitterplumed in my pants.
- Captain Keyes
the cap’n from the hit xbox and pc game who ends up getting his head ripped of by master chief a.k.a. john, all that is left of the spartan project, when the captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood. captain keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. […]
- Dick Drilling
to have vigorous s-x with someone. presumably what michael f-ssbender does to keira knightly in the film a dangerous method. dude, did you see a dangerous method? yeah, michael f-ssbender was d-ck drilling keira knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.