Bristo


always wears fox racing, monster energy, alpinestars, or other mx or snowcross apparel. wears oakleys, usually white gas cans, even when it is dark. always has a dirt bike/atv in the back of the truck even if it is seldom ridden. usually a complete tool. only shops at bristo’s.
jacob wolfe is a bristo.

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