Bristol Story
a story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
while at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
bristol: today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn’t let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn’t get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
people: ………bristol story.
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