bristolized


bristolized ~ verb:

resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at bristol motor speedway and dragway.
my car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

my face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

i am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

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