Brit Hume
fox news’ resident undead anchor. about five years ago hume died in the middle of a broadcast. no one noticed, including hume who has been broadcasting nonstop ever since.
today barack obama wins the iowa caaucus what does this mean for hillary… brains. brains. want brains!
-brit hume devours intern-
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