Brit Toe


upon leaving a pub or any drinking establishment, an individual (usually male) uses his legs to steer the car so that he can m-st-rb-t- while driving. very talented individuals can steer the car with just one toe.

the practice originated in britain but has since traveled as far west as california.
i was leaving my house in orinda, california and was all tense and stressed out for an upcoming meeting. so, i pulled a brit toe and arrived cool, calm and relaxed.

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