brita critter
small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. usually found floating in a gl-ss of what could be delicious water.
i puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.
jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
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