britchards
protective clothing worn during the sport of scrimpton.
britchards usually are composed of between 4 and 4 lasagne sheets arranged in a cascade. in the p-sselbag variety of scrimpton, these can be replaced with furs, skins, books and/or courté
come play scrimpton with me bro! musclegran’s got his p-sselbag and there’s a blugrin on the course!
sorry man no can do. left my britchards at home.
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