British Teabag
before m-st-rb-t–n empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you’d like to have a good old fashion tea party with. make sure they’re unknowing of what’s about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase “b-ll-cks”!!
so my girlfriend wouldn’t have s-x with me the other day, so i gave that b-tch a british teabag! that’ll teach her!
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