Britni Nolte


the biggest back stabbing liar you will ever meet in your entire life, she’ll sleep with your boyfriend and then whine because you don’t want to be her friend again. she’ll sleep with anyone and anything that gives her attention. it’s worse than a snookie.
girl 1: did you hear about that one girl that slept with every guy in america and has gonoherpasyphilaids?
girl 2: yeah… she’s such a britni nolte. phhh worse than a hooker…

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