Britni


a pretty amazing girl that you would definitely want to meet and probably make babies with.
i think i’m in love with a britni, for sure.
only the most amazing girl in the world.. so beautiful that nature itself aches with jealousy, this gorgeous lady has the ability to turn heads and steal hearts. she also walks the dreams of those who grow an attraction to her dreamy ways. her delicate ways make life so much easier to understand and extremely exciting to live. her deep, affectionate eyes only draw you in closer day by day..
the presence of that fine young lady gave me b-tterflies. must have been britni!!
oh, britni? she’s only the most uhhmazing, beautiful, most understanding person you’ll ever meet!

she’s also the best sister anyone could ever ask for!(:
oh, britni? yeah, i know her, she’s one cool kid!(;
sl-t.a dumb b-tch that will probably grow up to have cankles and 9 kids. typically has brown hair and brown eyes.
me: see that new girl over there?
a: yeah that’s britni.
me: she’s a b-tch.
a britni is someone who is amazingly beautiful and can be very sweet when she wants to be. you have to watch your back because britnis are often very two-faced. they will be all kinds of fake (sweet, loving) to your face but make one wrong move and they will be on you like a spider monkey. britnis are super sensitive and don’t think twice before they act. no matter how beautiful they are and how sweet they can be at times, they are very unpredictable and to date/be friends with a britni, you have to be sure you are on your guard.
guy: “i can’t date you, you’re a britni.”

girl: “but…uh…i mean…uh…”
a girl who loves smoking weed.
lets have a joint with britni.

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