Britsman


a particular minority of middle aged working cl-ss male indigenous to britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning “smackheads” and those on benefits. red face, shaking, rolling r’s and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.
dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate ford transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy’s long hair

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