Brittan Binder


the brittan binder (a.k.a. bull frog) is an amphibian in the order -n-lla (meaning “b-tt-less” from greek an-, without + alla, b-tt). adult brittans are characterised by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits, protruding eyes and the absence of a soul. most brittans have a semi-aquatic lifestyle, but move easily on land by jumping, climbing, or b-mming rides off of friends. they typically lay their eggs in puddles, ponds,or in the dark caverns of ali blackstone. adult brittans follow a voracious diet, mostly of burgers, tacobell and the occasional male genetalia. brittans are most noticeable through their mating call which resembles that of a hawthorne heights song. this can be widely heard throughout bernardsville and pottersville nj.
the brittan binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of pottersville nj.

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