Brizaned
1.the act of doing a “one up” when someone is telling a story.
2. to tell a lie or an exaderation that is obviously false to everyone, but the person telling the lie thinks everyone is to dumb to notice.
example 1.
man 1- ” i crashed my car yesterday and broke three of my ribs.”
man 2- ” i crashed my car last week and broke all my ribs, both arms and cracked my skull.”
man 3- “you got brizaned.”
example 2
a geeky old man standing in a biker bar telling stories of when he was in the h-lls angels, when its obvious to everyone he has never even been on a motorcycle.
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