bro ahead

bro ahead (sometimes spelled bro-ahead)

pr-nunciation: (broh-uh-hed) ipa(ˈbɹoʊ əˌhɛd)

n. permission given by male friend to pursue a course of action, usu. involving romantic or s-xual interest, that might conflict with the interests or sensibilities of said male friend due to familial ties or prior relationship with the person of interest

origin: milwaukee, wisconsin, may 2010
situation 1

bro 1-think i’m gonna go talk to that girl at the bar again, man. she’s lookin’ good.
bro 2-the one in blue? that’s tracy. i met her last week at the barbecue, she’s really cool. and she’s single.
bro 1-the one you talked to me about? should i hold off? you met her first.
bro 2-nah, it’s cool, i’m not hittin’ that. you go on over there.
bro 1-you sure?
bro 2-yeah, i’m giving you the bro ahead, you can tell her i said “hi”.

situation 2

bro 1-dude, that chick at the bar is totally hot!
bro 2-that’s tim’s sister, man.
bro 1-oh…
bro 2-yeah, “oh” is right. you better back off, cause you’re not getting the bro ahead on this one. not after what happened with tracy.

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