Bro Beard
n.
1. a beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. a beard which innately designates someone as a bro
variants:
-from chops to chin
-strictly chin hair
“dude, check that guy out! he’s such a bro!”
“no kidding, check out his bro beard.”
bro beard, simply put. where a bro cuts his hair with a 1 guard, so it’s super short, then has a thick beard that totally offsets it, so it’s unbalanced. must be accentuated by lack of wearing the bro, flat billed black hat c-cked to the side.
ohh myyy, check out that bro. i bet he has a family of squirrels living in that bro beard. what a bro!! lol
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