(n) the brief one (usually a male) gives his friends (also usually males) on the information/topics the friends are allowed, or more specificaly, not allowed to discuss when they meet one’s signifcant other.
daryl forgot to give brian and clay a bro-brief about about daryl’s neighbors, jamie & christina, before brian and clay met daryl’s wife.
- trump plumped
verb. trump plumped is the act of getting bigger fat pockets becuase you where already rich before trump, and now to get even more money from less taxes (anti-trump mexican) – look at this duuuude, rich ‘n white. (white-straight male that supported trump) – yeah, he’s trump plumped.
- lowkey friend
someone who’s not your bae but also not ‘just a friend’ rickie lee isn’t my bae, but she’s now just a friend… she can be my lowkey friend
- josh barclay
a man with a minuscule p-n-s oh your a josh barclay
blocking people using bad grammer mitch was mitch-lling his facebook account
- halifornia roll
ever f-ck an asian girl who just didn’t know when to leave the next day? solution: the halifornia roll. take her to wasabi house for some sushi and promptly get the f-ck out of there. problem solved. “dude… i brought chung li back from the bar last night and she was still at my place […]