bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. when a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. if a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
mark: i need you to wingman for me. sally is bringing her friend.
joe: i can’t, bro, i have a bowling match.
mark: i gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
joe: ok, i’ll tell the captain i cant make it.
this is a figure of speech in where a bro blindly defends or sides with another bro when engaged in a conversation or dispute with a female, (non-bro). this act, when carried out properly is referred to as “pulling a bro card”. it is a nuance of the bro code can be exercised in many situations, and may be an actual card, in it’s literal form.
megan: “how can you possibly say that jessica beil is a great actress?!”
josh: “umm, because she is!”
megan: “steve, what do you think?”
steve: “i gotta go with josh on this one… sorry.”
megan: “did you just pull a ‘bro card’?”
a bath of sh-t and c-m. usually while wearing -ssless chaps.
jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.

man, that brocard was quite refreshing.