bro-checked
1. (verb) when a cl-ssic ‘bro’ archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. similar to the way checking is used in hockey.
2. (verb) a hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you’re an alpha-male.
e.g.; “hey betty, did you see that? the huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked thomas as he was walking by. what a douche, thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn’t even turn around to say sorry. well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed affliction extra-medium t-shirt.”
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