bro hoe

a brohoe is a guy who is in a bromance with two or more guys at the same time
dyllan is such a brohoe. brandon and andrew are both in a bromance with him.
a bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with “bro’s” that dirtbike. they die their hair half blonde, half black. wear brands such as skin, socal, and srh. they like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they dgaf (don’t give a f-ck.) you can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in no fear stores… or at southern california teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
basically a b-tch who thinks she’s one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head.
a bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-b-tton piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the “bro’s” that they’re chill.
aka bro ho
-wears exclusively dirtbiking or offroading brands
-drinks more than their alcoholic fathers
-smokes more pot than cheech and chong put together
-dates guys with lifted trucks
-thick black eyeliner
-most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
-tries to fit in with ‘the guys’ but in the end is used for s-x
-very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on mysp-ce
-very often seen in 661
-use the word ‘chill’ as an adjective

known for wearing no fear, so cal, 187 inc., alpinestars, black flys, dvd, electric, famous, fmf, hitman, hoven,
hustler, metal mulisha, mob inc., reef, skin, spy, srh, and tap out
bro hoe 1: dude, did you go to mike’s kegger last night? i was so f-cked up

bor hoe 2: nope, me and jon were out f-cking in the back of his truck after we went offroading.
a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called “bros”. normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and party. bro hoes love all the same things as bros… but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup… usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom… they wear name brands such as skin, socal, tapout, no fear & srh… they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate… their favorite shapes are spades & stars… they love pushup bras & low cut shirts… usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew… they acts like bad -sses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you… they love platform flip flops with short skirts and no undies… some are sl-ts, others are sweet… just depends what crew you roll with…use words like “crew”, “roll”, “chill”, “swoop”…etc… they live in the 951//909 and they dgaf!
i am a 951 bro hoe and i’m f-ckin proud of it!
bro ho
(i compiled everyones and edited slightly)
– peroxide damaged hair
– orange skin
– between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
– lower back tattoo (often depicting a b-tterfly or hibiscus flowers)
– thinks uggs go with everything
– wears skater and surf apparel but partic-p-tes in neither activity
– wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
– has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (m-ffin top).
– thinks spring break in cancun qualifies ‘well-traveled’
– has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
– dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/suv or drives her own lifted truck/suv
– b-tt crack and thong are always visible
– wears the following brands: no fear, so cal, 187 inc., alpinestars, black flys, dvd, electric, famous, fmf, hitman, hoven,hustler, metal mulisha, mob inc., reef, skin, spy, srh, and tap out
– most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
– tries to fit in with ‘the guys’ but in the end is used for s-x
– very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on mysp-ce
– very often seen in 661
– they love platform flip flops with short skirts and no undies.
– they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
– wife beaters of various colors
– some are sl-ts, others are sweet.
– are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.

+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to linkin park, hoobastank, nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers britney spears, jenna jameson, or paris hilton a personal inspiration.

– and they dgaf!
you shouldn’t need an example of a bro hoe, they’re easy to spot.
baisicly, a girl who hangs out with bros, she lives in the 909 life style of lifted trucks and music such as kotton mouth kings, referring to themselves as “bro hoes” because they are the female version of a “bro”
“did you see kellie hanging out with that bro josh? she is such a bro hoe now that she hangs out with him and rides in his lifted truck”
a brohoe is a girl who:
-lives in socal: area codes-661, 714, 909, 951, 562
-likes to chill wit mostly guys but does not neccessarily “f-ck them all” like some of you are saying
-thinks lifted trucks and loud b-ss are hot as f-ck
-usually has hair dyed blonde on the top and black on the bottom
-listens to mostly f-ckin kottonmouth kings and kingspade
-reps kmk, srh, kingspade, fox, skin ind., famous, metal mulisha, hustler..etc.
-h-ll yeah are b-tches and mainly dgaf
-like to go out to the desert and the river
-partic-p-tes in one or more of the following: riding, surfing, snowboarding, skateboarding, wakeboarding, other sports, etc.
-most wear a lot of make-up and like to get their hair/nails done
-usually has piercings and/or tattoos
-love animal print
-usually wears whatever the f-ck she feels like wearing, has a lot of beaters and bandannas
-most like to drink, smoke weed, and pop pills
-like big sungl-sses, purses
-usually have hot–ss boyfriends who are usually bros
-like to party and just kick it wit their bros
-like to shop at no fear, zumiez, tilly’s, pac sun, etc.
-are usually hot or dont give a f-ck if they are or not and thats why most girls are jealous and hate them
-dont know why the f-ck some people are writing that brohoes are white girls that like to date black guys and have weaves and sh-t, that is a wigger, not even close to a brohoe
bros and brohoes are the f-ckin kream of the krop in f-ckin socal reppin the 661 and the 714 fo sho!!
a bro hoe is a girl(typically white) who is a female version of a “bro”. their clothing includes windbreakers, most of the time a tank top(srh, metal mulisha, skin, kmk, famous), jeans, and lots of cleavage. their hair is layered and is blonde/black, or blonde with pink or red. many of them have piercings, some have tattoos. their face make up is very light with dark eyeshadow, blush and shiney white lips. they dgaf, smoke, toke and drink lots of beer. real bro hoes ride dirt bikes and roll with the boys.
the best bro hoes come from socal.

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