Bro hopper
a girl who dates a guy just long enough to discover that his friend is way hotter.
katie: are you going out with shawn tonight?
amber: no, billy is taking me to a party.
katie: billy? you’re dating shawn’s roommate?
amber: don’t worry, i’m not into him. i’m just going with him because his cousin joey is going to be at the party.
katie: you’re such a bro hopper!
the act of have s-x with ever member of a close circle of friends.not at the same time but one right after another
friend one: hey is that mark’s girlfriend sally?why is she doing making out with his best friend jacob?
friend two: o she a brohopper,she had s-x with all of mark’s friends
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