bro j
oral s-x from one of your guy friends in a totally-not-gay way
guy 1: yo that dude is sucking your d-ck! you guys are so f-cking gay!
guy 2: no man, it’s cool. it’s just a bro j.
a word to describe intense physical bonding between two males. bro-jays can only occur between two males, such an act of unbridled p-ssion could not possible take place with a woman (they just don’t understand). a bro-j is often -ssociated with words like bromos-xual, bromotional, brohan sebastian bach, and brohemian rhapsody.
after a very strenuous and physical activity, some bromos-xuals may like to release some stress by getting a nice bro-j from a fellow bronamith.
it’s what gay people like to give each other kind of like how brett does.
brett: man do i love giving bro-j’s to men.
me: dude that’s totally gay!
brett: nuh uhh dude it’s totally not gay.
bl-w j-b from a bro.
“it’s not gay if you help a bro out with a little head, it’s just a broj.”
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