bro job
when a bro needs a favor and as payback offers a brojob. does not necessarily mean a bl-wj-b
hey bro, i’ll give you a brojob if you let me see last nights homework.
oral s-x between two allegedly heteros-xual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. abbrev: brohj
“so are you, like, gay now that ernie sucked your w-ng?”
“no! it was totally just a bro job. i loves the ladies.”
when a guy gives a good friend a bl-wj-b while maintaining non-gayness. ( is this possible? )
hey man, wanna hang out to night, might be a brojob in it for you!
when a guy gives another guy a bl-wj-b.
bart: hey, jason want a brojob?
jason: i dont know man, i’m not into that.
bart: c’mon it’d be great
jason: ok
p.s i’m good at giving brojobs 😉
a bl-w j-b between two straight friends because one has blue b-lls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.
man, i haven’t been laid in weeks, timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.
the act of one “bro” giving another “bro” oral s-x in a strictly friends way
guy 1 – dude we didn’t pick up any chicks tonight again!
guy 2 – well wanna exchange brojobs?
guy 1 – i guess just don’t bro in my hair again
v. the premeditated act of two ‘heteros-xual’ males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
bro one, “dude, what was that bro job last night all about? was that cool?”
bro two, “bro, we were trashed, everything’s cool…-wink-”
a bl-wj-b that a a guy gives to his friend.
“hey dude we’re such good friends, how about a brojob?”
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