Bro Jovi
a bro rule defined as “nothing is gay between bro’s as long as a bon jovi song is playing in the background”. can extend to bro hugs, broment’s, or any other bro scenario.
-bon jovi’s “livin’ on a prayer” plays in the background-
bro 1: “dude, your hair cut is s-xy”
bro 2″ “thanks bro. time for a bro hug”
bro 1: “won’t that be gay?”
bro 2: “nah, it’s bro jovi”
-bro hug that lasts slightly too long-
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