bro-lunch
when a bunch of bro’s get together for lunch. generally without chicks. because chicks talk… alot.
yo bro, let’s dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at uncle julio’s, then parlay that into starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. should be back by 2ish.
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