Bro-sexual
when straight guy friends display their awesome friendship for one another by bringing out their h-m-s-xual side and acting in a gay manner in front of complete strangers.
aj, chris, brandon and brenton are so bro-s-xual with each other, it makes me wonder if they’re really gay.
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two straight friends one displaying questionable gay acts or awkward moments in relationship questioning their s-xual preference.
hey i think james is “bro-s-xual” i went for a high five and he smacked me on the -ss.
when 3 or more bros!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.
don, joe, and jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, don and joe pop a broner and jeff gives them a brojob. but its not gay because 3 or more bros are hanging out.
don- jeff it’s cool this doesn’t make you gay.
jeff- oh it’s cool i’m not homes-xual i’m bros-xual
joe- i think it’s say to say we’re all bros-xual
the ultimate compliment, only called bros-xual because you can fool your friends.
person 1: dude, you are so bros-xual.
person 2: i’m not bros-xual, you’re bros-xual!!!
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