Bro show
an action movie that is so ridiculous only men would watch it for the special effects, action scenes, or s-x.
“did you see shoot ’em up?”
“of course! but sally just said it was a bro show”
a channel on t.v. that only shows -ss, b–bs, and everything in between without the relationship part.
james: hey dude, i gotta go. bro show is on!
ethan: ahhh, alright that must be why you haven’t had a girl..
james: … yeh.
synonymous with “sausage fest”, a broshow is when there is an abundance of p-n-s wielding humans at a party/club/bar. the phenomenon causes hardship when trying to seek out a female since the compet-tion is almost as fierce as a roman colosseum battle royale.
bro 1: “holy f-ck man look at that girl over there getting flocked like she’s a f-cking french-fry in a crowd of seagulls.”
bro 2: “true man, this is such a f-ckin’ broshow, let’s dip.”
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girl 1: “i’m the only girl here, i’m going to put myself on a pedestal now because i love getting attention from everyone.”
girl 2: “were such f-cking c-nts, i love broshows.”
a party thrown by a guy in which only guys show up: a complete disappointment. originates from the term “no-show.”
guy #1: we should go to chris’s party so we can meet up with some girls.
guy #2: it’s not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.
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