when you nut and immediately put your c*ck away leaving the excess splooge to leak out on to cloth causing a stain.
dude, borrowed my roommates sheet and it’s got bro stains all over it
- god's wallet
the wallet g*d gave you. a.k.a *sshole. a wallet used primarily in prison. “hey wayne!!! the guards are coming!!! hide the shank in g*d’s wallet!!” ” tonight i’m hiding my d*ck in wayne’s g*d’s wallet”
- grandpa's war goggles
an elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and t*st*cl*s. granny always enjoyed polishing grandpa’s war goggles.
an actual blister on your c*nt. woman-“yo’ man i got a huge *ss c*ntblister” man-“eww, wtf…” a word used when nothing else seems painful or disparaging enough to insult an item or person. did you see that guy spit in that old nun’s face? he is such a c*ntblister.
- telling porkies
slang for telling lies. usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3. sandra: i haven’t got enough money to pay for this taxi. josh: you’re telling porkies you are!