Bro-texting


when a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn’t have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
the act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.
dude, i accidentally began bro-texting mary last night and now she thinks i’m totally weird.

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