bro triangle


describes the unsually close, akwardly affectionate relationship shared by three heteros-xual males. no one in the bro triangle is gay but outside observers are often left confused by the considerable amount of provocative, h-m-erotic humor. -ss slaps, nut taps, and suggestive body language are not uncommon. do not call them gay or they will not hest-tate to train f-ck you in the mouth to show you just how ungay they are!
(a day in the life of a bro triangle)

r: “i bet j has a big d-ck”

g: “maybe but it’s probably a grower not a shower”

j: (pulls pants down) “i don’t know man, whata u think?”

g and r: “yeah…must be a grower”

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