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paula: how was it with bagsy last night?

sarah: bl–dy useless. the guy has broadband p-n-s, so it was over as soon it started

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    a guy usually around 15 who feasts on innocent maidens on the first floor. he has a hard outter coating/ c-ck which protects the mushiness that a sapre is actually composed of. and his b-lls. he is a good friend and retired sl-t. known as a playboy, sapre is actually nice but the type of […]

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