broadband

the most efficient way to download p-rn from the internet
waahoo! me and my right hand love broadband!
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connection to the internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512-kbps (kilobits per second), or more. typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

– – refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as adsl)
i’ve just upgraded my internet connection to broadband
fast internet service, which bt are slow to install!
when the f-ck are you going to give us muvvaf-cking broadband?!?!?!
a female with a thick waist. not fat, not skinny. maybe a woman with child-bearing hips. a s-xy thick woman.
i gotta broadband with dsl (d-ck sucking lips). she a broadband girl. i upgraded my dsl for a broadband.
much like a chick band or girl band, the broadband is a musical ensemble comprised of mostly women – who are old enough to buy their own gear and know how to use it.

they are the next generation of the riot grrrls in the digital age.
broadbands: l7, hole, le tigre, bikini kill, p-ssycat trash, babes in toyland, heavens to betsy, voodoo queens, high heels lo fi, the butchies, and many, many more!
a relationship with a member of opposite s-x.
verb: “to have broadband” is to be having a relationship.
it is effectively an -n-logy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the -n-logy. “service provider” being the girl or boy you are with, “56k” is being not quite there yet, “laying cables” – meeting new people etc.
(so as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)
“you got broadband yet?” “nah, i’m still on 56k”

“hows your broadband coming along?” “slowly, i’m still looking for service providers…” “i thought you fancied virgin media?” “nah, he stopped liking vicky may ages ago!”
fantastic, absolutely smashing. if you didn’t have to sell the yoke.
“i still don’t have my f-ckin broadband”