broadcast fuck

1) when an unexpected cl-sterf-ck happens at a large radio station. seeing coworkers with large egos get their panties in a wad.

2) to penetrate a random girl, usually not so smart, at a large radio station late at night, and the humor is that she thinks it’s “cool” b/c you work at a large radio station. this has to occur at the station.

3) to f-ck an intern, usually not so bright, who works in the marketing and promotions department at a large radio station. this can occur anywhere.

4) when your large radio station absolutely beats the sh-t out of the other stations in the market in the ratings, comparable to f-cking them in the face.

5) any lucky b-st-rd who works in radio, still gets paid very well, and loves his/her job
1) arch got stuck in the elevator coming back from his smoke break. it’s a broadcast f-ck with no one talking into the stopset and the weather jingle playing for two minutes.

2) i brought that girl bethany back to the station last night broadcast f-ck (ed) her in the newsroom. the overnight crew walked by, looked in the window, and all they saw was a pair of d-mn legs high in the air and me giving it to her over the console. gettin’ me some strange.

3) molly wants a broadcast f-ck. i might take her in the station truck, get in the back and f-ck her from behind, put on the mascot head midway through, tap her on the shoulder and scare the h-ll out of her.

4) they are making fun of us on the air again with their new imaging. don’t they realize that we broadcast f-ck them in the face on a daily basis, getting higher ratings that all of their stations combined?

5) we all are some lucky broadcast f-cks. wouldn’t it suck to have a real job?