best drugs on skye!!!
gonna go down to broadford to get som o dat dank council ching
- jersey fudge
when you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of p–p on the end of your finger so old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then […]
- grace brace face
a person named grace who has braces. hey, grace brace face!
- bryce coleman
a guy who gets all the hoes and f-cks yo mamma every night. bryce coleman has a long d-ck.
- pho king
the best name for a vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. because pho is pr-nounced “fuh”, it just sounds like f-cking. some restaurant owners just name their place pho king to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation. man: i chose what we had for lunch. what do you want? woman: i feel […]
to discontinue a relationship, personal or professional, for the good of both parties. no, we didn’t break up, we sepracated.