broastie
exclusively male version of the t-tle, coastie
broasties are usually seen around campus, hitting on some of their coastie chicks, and paying for their starbucks and/or pinkberry with mommy’s black card
similar, but not exact, to guido: a broastie is not always a guido, and a guido is not always a broastie, but one could be considered both
a: man, what did you do today?
b: well, first i got an orange mocha frappuccino, then i went tanning, and then i dropped half a stack at american apparel
a: (under breath) godforsaken broastie
not toast, nor bread… a broastie is an australian term for a piece of bread cooked for about 10 – 20 seconds in a toastie machine so it gives the bread a toasted line down the centre of the bread and warms it slightly.
carl: g’day bruce, how long should i cook this broastie for?
bruce: flaming galah! for about 15 seconds mate, until you get the line down the middle.
carl: bonza mate, cheers!
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