Broccoli Blasted


when at a party, your friend p-sses out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other -ssorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and sh-t all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.

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