Brocession


a term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming “house-husbands”
dude, let’s bro out on the xbox. we got so much free time now ’cause of the brocession.

many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
any economic and financial complication experienced by a bro.
guy “bro, you wanna go out tonight?”
bro “sorry bro, it’s a brocession! “

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