broch
1. an extremely h-m-s-xual male with a monk complex who enjoys “playing” soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorkn-bs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)
broch: “dude, like totally get that taco away from me. it’ll make me fat before soccer – i need to beef up.”
random guy: “want some of my hotdog?”
2 more definitions
a very h-m-s-xual farmer
who doesn’t take care of his animals
who likes playing soccer naked and hotdogs
and mostly have there middle name evan
“hey broch, go play some soccer and eat some hot dogs”
brochure abbreviated
upld da broch & 2x libr bk to internet.
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