brocrasterbate


to brocrastinate by masturbating. masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.
“i had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played cod and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. we called no h-m- first.”
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