Brocrasturbate
the masturbation that ensues when two bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
bro #1: “dude. i don’t wanna do this sh-t.”
bro #2: “word, dude. and cables out too.”
bro #1: “yeah, i guess we could brocrasturbate…”
bro #2: “yeah. i could do that.”
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