Brocrasturbation
the act of wanting to m-st-rb-t- but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your “bro’s”
jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?
matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?
nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl
joey(in his head): awe sh-t, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i’ll just do it after the movie
joey: yea sure lets go
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